Adjournment Reasons for Meeting 42 of Chronos-McCalculus

Due to unforeseen circumstances, Meeting 42 of Chronos-McCalculus has been ADJOURNED without notice. We regret the inconvenience this has caused and appreciate your understanding.

Reasons for Adjournment:

• Reason 5: Unforeseen Scheduling

  We were not able to account for the infinite timelines and concurrent causality that made it impossible for all parties to attend at the originally scheduled time. Our sincerest apologies.

  Previous reason: Reason 4: Unforeseen Coffee Machine Malfunction Next reason: Reason 6: Unforeseen Parking Lot Debate

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Note to self: Never schedule a meeting with Chronos-McCalculus.